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正文 100番外:湖兄镜兄那点事(坑爹蛋疼啊!纯属恶搞啊!)

    《湖仙访谈录》

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">是湖仙,没错,湖泊的湖,神仙的仙!

    虽然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们看到的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">体型庞大、脸庞硕大,但实际上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的灵魂是个美男子,天上地下独一无二的美男子。

    那个姓柳的连<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">半根手指头都比不上,也就那种傻不拉几的二货徒弟能将他当个宝!

    嗯哼!<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">从来不骗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,这是大实话!不信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们可以去问问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的镜妖夫君。

    噢对了,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的夫君,说起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的夫君……

    唉,那真是一个让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">蛋疼又让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">忧桑的凄美故事。

    事情大概要追溯到上千年前了吧,还是更久远一点?

    想当年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">还是个懵懂的小青年(当然,现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">也不老),那时候<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">意气风发壮志满怀,立志为天下苍生鞠躬尽瘁死而后已,但是,俗话说得好,英雄难过美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">关呐!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">下界游历普度众生的时候,无意间遇到了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">家那个杀千刀的镜妖,那会儿他也同样是意志风发的青年,而且还是个彻头彻尾的妖孽青年。

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们把酒言欢,肝胆相照,也学着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">间那样结为兄弟,心里都有种相见恨晚的感觉。

    原本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">以为事情就这么结束了,后来,就没有后来了。

    但是,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">错了啊!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">忘了,镜妖他是妖啊,妖精天生就是用来勾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的啊!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">眼看着他一天天的勾引<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,用各种诱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的眼神挑逗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,用各种暧昧的语言刺激<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">就渐渐把持不住了啊!

    如今想来,真是肠子都要悔青了啊!唉……(望天)

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">问为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">怀还要把肠子悔青?

    咳……没见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">喊他夫君吗?没见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">喊他!夫!君!吗!

    泥煤的美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">怀啊!是那孽障把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">抱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">怀里啊!<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">没有美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">怀啊,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">怀啊!

    其实那个混蛋他早就看上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">了,还假装半路偶遇、还假装志趣相投,泥煤的啊!全都是为了满足他禽兽一样的私欲啊!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">原本以为他是个纯良妖孽受,哪曾想他竟然是个腹黑妖孽攻!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">才是纯良啊!劳资忒么的才是真纯良啊!劳资就这么让他给坑了,就那么不明真相地被拐上床了啊!

    老子疼得哀嚎了三天三夜把嗓子都嚎哑了也没<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">来救<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">啊!

    (镜妖突然入镜,抢过话筒邪魅一笑:这货又傲娇了,不要相信他的谎言和各种夸张的言论,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">没那么禽兽,真的!)

    (湖仙脸涨得通红,一把将话筒抢回来,把他推出画面:滚开!)

    咳,来,继续。

    话说,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们私定终生之后过上了各种幸福甜蜜的生活,绝对比那个姓柳的和姓唐的要甜蜜一百倍!

    可惜,老套的灾难降临到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们身上了……

    为什么说老套?因为王母娘娘玉皇大帝他们太老啦!他们制定的法典根本就不与时俱进!万年不变的棒打鸳鸯残害各种有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">!万年的坑爹啊!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们的奸|情,咳不对,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们的爱情!引起了天界的震撼,惊天动地、地动山摇,遭到了异常强烈的谴责和审判!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">还记得当年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">跪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">大殿之下,牵挂着被囚禁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">归墟的镜妖,心里那个痛啊!

    那时候王母娘娘就已经很老了,满是褶皱的脸上涂了厚厚的一层脂粉,哼哼冷笑着看着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,那粉就扑簌簌地往下直掉,看得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">鸡皮疙瘩都起来了。

    王母她老<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">家一开口就是厉声喝骂:“好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">个湖仙!真是胆大妄为!目无天法!<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">是仙,往后还要升为上仙,再往后还要升为神,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">怎可如此作践自己!非要与妖为伍!”

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">当时已然心灰意冷,只是淡淡回了三个字:“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">爱他。”

    王母气得脸上的粉又掉了一层,拍案而起:“混账!仙妖殊途<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">可知晓?<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">不仅与妖为伍,还闹什么断袖之好,可是要将天界的脸面丢尽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">才甘心?!”

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">还是只说了三个字:“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">不懂。”

    王母气得肺都快炸了,鼻孔呼哧呼哧直喘粗气。

    其实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">觉得吧,她就是嫉妒。

    也不知道后世为什么非要说王母和玉帝是一对儿,其实他俩半毛钱关系都没有,就是同事!

    王母她老<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">家其实当年是有心爱之<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的,只不过爱而不得,后来就渐渐沦为孤家寡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,内心便越来越扭曲。

    没错,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">猜她棒打鸳鸯就是因为她羡慕嫉妒恨!

    当初<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">还以为她真是觉得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">喜欢男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">这件事给天界丢脸了呢,后来七仙女的事情一出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">才知道,她就是喜欢拆散有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">。

    七仙女妹子跟她的汉子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">愿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">侬<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">侬,多美好的事啊,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">家还是异性恋呢,照样被王母一个簪子划出了无形的鸿沟。

    再后来,仙界又有一男一女两个小仙互相爱慕,再一次遭到王母的雷霆镇压。

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">这才恍然大悟,原来仙妖殊途、仙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">殊途也是幌子!仙和仙也不能谈恋爱的!当时<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">就那个瞠目结舌啊!

    总之呢,只要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">还是天界的一员,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">就不能谈恋爱!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">就奇了怪了,为什么不能谈恋爱?谈恋爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">招谁惹谁了?!

    哦哦哦,对,招惹王母了!刚才已经说过了,王母她羡慕嫉妒恨!这才是事实的真相!

    咳,话题是不是被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">拉得有点远了?唉,不好意思,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">也难得愤青一回,那就不喷王母了,反正<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">又<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">一起了,那些伤心的过往就让它们烟消云散随风而去吧,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">很大度的,嗯!

    什么?<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们还想听听后来的事?哦,好吧,其实后来也没什么大事了,无非就是漫长的囚禁与等待啦!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">被王母和玉帝罚下了凡间,让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">永生永世困<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">这个荒无<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">烟的山谷。

    说起来的确挺凄凉的,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">被困<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">这里那么长时间,真是要被这种叫天天不应叫地地不灵的孤独给逼疯了,后来忍无可忍终于爆发,跟一头发怒的狮子似的撞破了头也要往外冲,把这一带搅得天翻地覆。

    天界发现了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的狂躁,顿时震怒,一斧子就给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">劈了下来,将旁边的一座山峰劈成了两半,幸好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">躲得及时,不然可就灰飞烟灭了。

    自此,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">真的是心灰意冷了,如同行尸走肉,唉……

    不过后来姓柳的那个家伙来了之后,这里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">越来越多,倒是渐渐的热闹了不少。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">孤寂了上千年之后,总算是见到了活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,心里的滋味真是一言难尽呐!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">被囚禁的时候,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的夫君被困<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">了无底归墟,境况比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">还要凄惨万倍,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">那个心疼啊。

    所以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">看看,同样是惩罚,却因为身份的不同而待遇不同,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">如何不愤青?!

    摔!想想都还是觉得愤怒!

    (镜妖一把将他搂住,满眼心疼地看着他:“没事,反正都过去了。这天地间原本就没有绝对的公平,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">这么愤青其实是还保留着一份天真,跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君学学,以后就当那些是坨屎!啊!”)

    (湖仙红着脸将他甩开:“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">能不能好好说话?别烦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,一边儿去!”)

    话说,当年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君被困<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">无底归墟的时候也是各种发狂暴怒,天界差点就要将他打得元神俱灭。

    后来大概是列为仙家都觉得这惩罚狠了点,就齐齐来给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们求情。

    不要以为他们是真心仁慈,其实求情是真,仁慈神马的那都是浮云。

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们俩大概算是始作俑者,所以当年那个惩罚那叫一个狠!后来又是七仙女又是啥啥啥的,惩罚一个比一个轻,大概王母也发现了,什么都阻挡不了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">家非要去爱的决心,所以也累了懒得重罚了。

    列位上仙那么一寻思,不行啊,这七仙女还能每年跟他汉子鹊桥相会一次呢,这湖仙和镜妖却落得如此凄惨的地步,说起来有失公允啊,这要传出去,那不是给天界掉身份呢嘛!

    所以,这才有了求情一说,各位还明白?

    不过王母她死要面子,就是不肯轻易让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们好过,所以也没直接赏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们一个重逢的机会,只是命<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君从无底归墟放了,还故意把他扔到了数千年之后的另外一个时空。

    而<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">,也终于不是完全被困<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">湖中,最少可以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">这四处溜达溜达,算是获得了一点点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">生自由。

    可是……唉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">又要摔桌了!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们说这坑爹的王母她为毛就不能发发善心让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们重逢?非要制造这么大的难题让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们永世不得相见?!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">真心觉得她该退休了!该!退!休!了!

    怒!摔!

    (镜妖再次出现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">镜头中,抬起一只手给他胸口顺气:“乖,别气别气,不值当。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">忘了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的本事了?那老太婆给了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">自由,还能难得倒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">么?不气了啊,都过去了。”)

    (湖仙一脸愤慨地点点头:“嗯。”随即又是一脸自豪地抬起头。)

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君可能耐了,别看他只是个妖,但是他能利用所有能照<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的东西上天入地,唯一遗憾的就是没办法穿越时空。

    当时他心里那个焦急啊,恨不得自虐!

    后来终于想到办法,偷偷溜到了月老那里,偷了那老头子的一截红线,找到代表姓柳和姓唐那两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的小木偶,把两个木偶的脚用红线绑紧牵了起来。

    所以,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们别看他们俩亲亲<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">的,其实那都是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君的功劳,没有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君,他们还不知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">哪儿捡鸟蛋玩儿呢。嗯哼!

    后来这件事被月老发现,差点将他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">家气的直接腿一蹬翘了辫子。要知道,这红线一旦系上,可就再也解不开了,除非<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">注定命有情劫的,到了历劫的时候红绳自会断开。

    这两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">都没有这个命数,红绳一辈子都断不了了,而月老又不能将红绳给剪短。俗话说得好,宁拆十座庙不拆一桩婚,他老<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">家也得给自己积德不是?

    后来实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">没办法,天界便赐了那姓唐的穿越时空的能力,又正好被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君给钻了空子,以灵魂状态附<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">了那家医院那间病房的窗子上。

    后来那姓唐的被他老娘带回了家,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君便跟着去了,又附<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comf38350a611">他房间的镜子上,所以再后来,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们就知道了呗。

    啊?<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们问为什么只有12点左右才能穿?

    嗨!那还能有什么原因?!王母那坑爹玩意儿她就是不让有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">好过呗,给了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">穿越的能力,又给下了时间的禁制,害得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">和夫君每天只有一个时辰的相聚时间!真忒么的蛋疼!

    很心酸是吧?唉,算了,好歹还能团聚,比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">家七仙女一年一次要好上不知道多少倍,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">认了!

    哎呀!完了完了,一个小时过去了!<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们怎么这么讨厌!问这么多问题!

    (记者一头黑线:明明是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">话痨……)

    啊啊啊,今天就剩一个小时了!<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">要跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">夫君去过二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comf38350a611">世界!<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们别跟过来打扰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comf38350a611">们!

    寨见

    作者有话要说:原本以为这个番外几百字就能搞定的,没想到一写就刹不住,一下子变成了一个章节的长度,琉璃究竟是有多话痨才会经常估计错误啊!= =|||

    好了,后面大家就不要再等更新了,此文彻底结束了!哎呀,琉璃家的第二对孩子呀,幸福的走到一起开始锅碗瓢盆的生活啦!呃,好吧,其实他们有那么多小厮,接触不到锅碗瓢盆!= =|||

    关于另外三个师兄的故事,琉璃不写番外绝对不是因为犯懒哦,是因为以后会单独给他们开文,需要好好构思,所以现在在没有构思完整的情况下就不写啦!反正他们连暧昧期都还不到~~

    师父的故事呢,说结束也算结束了,说没结束也对。因为这篇文主要是写他们之间的感情,所以前面还留下了一些伏笔没有交代,会在后面的系列文中交代清楚。比如师父的身世,估计会有人好奇吧?不过这么复杂的事情怎么可能在短时间内浮出水面呢,在琉璃的构思里需要再等一两年呢,所以就放在其他文中侧面交代吧。

    这个系列接下来应该会一、二、三按顺序开新文,所以先写阿大,但是要等一段时间,因为琉璃想稍稍休息一小下,再把狐王的坑给填了,挖坑不填心里好难受的说~~

    定制印刷不出意外应该在明天开,想要的孩子可以关注一下,为表示感谢,琉璃今晚再码一个小番外放进去,预计是俩夫夫带着俩小包子,嘿嘿~~

    这篇文虽然发上来只有几个月的时间,但是其实琉璃半年前就开始写了,花了那么多精力能有人喜欢真心感动,成绩远远超出自己的预期,也很欣喜。总担心后面的文会没有这个受欢迎,噗~不过我会更努力的!

    最后,感谢所有支持琉璃的妹子们!不管是撒花的、留评的、提建议的、扔霸王票的,还是夸奖的、鼓励的,琉璃都记在心里啦!有你们的支持琉璃会更有动力继续码字的!

    喜欢琉璃的可以点进专栏收藏我一下哦,琉璃很好养的!O(∩_∩)O

    嗯,想说的差不多就这些了,真心话痨啊!再次感谢!爱你们!MUA!
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