第186章 更衣的诱惑
西施的左足毫无遮掩的暴露在众人眼中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>虽然被一层白色丝袜裹住<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>但薄如蝉翼的丝袜非但沒有遮挡住西施美足<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>更将西施的玲珑美足渲染上一层若隐若现的隐约美<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
场下一阵怪叫<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>西施成名已久<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>乃是堂堂正正稳稳妥妥的超级大美女一枚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>而且作为春秋战国盟唯一的一位四大美人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>更是成为这群整日带兵在外盼妹子比盼银子更殷切的士兵梦里YY的标准对象之一<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
便如在二十一世纪<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>一群劫匪冲进银行<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>本來打算劫财<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>却发现志玲姐姐害怕的缩在一旁<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你是先劫财还是先劫色<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>劫色的都是文艺青年<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>劫财的都是二逼青年<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>当然你可以选择即劫财又劫色<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>那恭喜<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你只是一个普通青年<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
但是世界上二逼青年还是少数<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>所以无论你是文艺青年还是普通青年<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>劫色都是一个男人必要的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>如果有人问你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你喜欢女人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你的回答是NO<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>那么恭喜你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你只有四种可能<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>,第一你是同性恋<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>第二你是和尚还是纯种和尚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>第三你是太监<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>如果前三个都不是你的话<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>再次恭喜你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你就他丫的一个爱撒谎的伪君子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539106.png)'></span>
南子显然对于众人的表现并不意外<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>她也是美女<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>虽然沒有西施美<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>但是都知道美女对于男人的诱惑有多大<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
话说当年明盟大将洪承畴与明盟的对战中不幸被俘<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>当时清盟的前军统帅多尔衮十分看好洪承畴准备将其招降<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
“你投降不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539132.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“给你一千两黄金呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539132.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“给你都督的官位<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“外加五万精兵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“外加美女大玉儿一个<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“咳咳……还是不了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“那就算了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我沒辙了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我还是投降吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
所以俗话说得好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>英雄难过美人关<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>这一点说的真心沒错<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
南子看到效果已经达到<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>就开始下一步的煽动：“然后呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>现在很明显<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>东边的是由张仪先生、白起将军、庞涓将军领导的來自始皇盟的联军<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>而西边的是鬼谷的军队<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>接下來如果东边每多出五十人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我就脱掉西施美女的一件衣服扔下去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>如果西边多出五十人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我就在西施美女的脸上留下一道痕迹<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
盖聂眉头一皱<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>便准备杀进秦兵阵营<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>说什么也不能让秦兵增长<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>西施是他的师妹<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>他不会允许西施受辱<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
但是南子却发现了他的举动：“而且还有一条哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>东边的部队每减少五十人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我就在西施的脸上留点东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>而西边的部队沒减少五十人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我就让西施的身上少点东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
盖聂握剑的手终究不敢造次<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>卫庄却冷冷的笑道：“盖聂师兄<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>原來你也喜欢西施妹子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
盖聂反唇相讥：“怎么<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>卫庄师兄<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>难道你不喜欢吗<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539132.png)'></span>”
卫庄脸一白：“美人我们当然喜欢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>可是我们之所以喜欢西施妹子那是因为我们从小生长在鬼谷<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>除了母猪母狗母鸟<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>可见不到什么雌的东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>不过我的志向绝不会这样肤浅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>因为我只要归顺始皇盟<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>到时候天下都是我的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>要什么样子的女人都是手到擒來顺手拈來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“可是<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>西施师妹与浅薇师妹都睡人中极品<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>西施师妹乃是四大美人之一<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>你平生又能遇见几个四大美人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”盖聂皱眉发问<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
“呵呵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>这都是浮云<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>即使救下西施妹子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>也绝对不归你拥有<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”卫庄望着花不完神秘笑笑：“其实盖聂师弟应该知道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>真正看上西施妹子的也最有竞争力的不是你和我<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>还是咱们的老师傅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>他才是隐藏在最后的超级大色狼<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”
“这个我同意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”盖聂道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
“哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”卫庄哈哈一笑：“这倒是师兄难得与我意见相同的一次呐<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”
“也只有这一次罢了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”盖聂望着西施<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>静静的思索如何出手才能万无一失<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
孔子却是一展儒袍道：“子曰<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>唯小人与女子难养也……西施再美终究化为土灰<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>一切都是水中月镜中花<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>都是浮云<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>都是浮云也<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>所以我们若想成功取得胜利<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>必须狠下心來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>放弃西施<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>化悲痛为力量<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>鬼谷子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>你做决定吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”
“化悲痛你妹<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539106.png)'></span>”花不完无奈骂了一声<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>他來到鬼谷的目的只有一个就是西施<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>什么荣华富贵在西施面前都是浮云<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>他宁愿瞧瞧西施美如碧玉的身子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>也不愿西施脸上多一道流着鲜血的刀印子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
所以他扭头问向水镜和于吉：“你们还是我鬼谷的弟子不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539132.png)'></span>”
“当然是<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>必须是<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”两人点点头<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
“走<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>叫上你们的人给我到张仪那边去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”说完花不完当头奔去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>于吉、司马徽和四大弟子无奈<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>也只能紧随其后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
南子咯咯笑道：“别看鬼谷子老头平日里蛮严肃<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>实际上却是怜香惜玉<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>现在过去的有七个<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>还差四十三个就可以再脱掉一件衣服了哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”
老子无奈说道：“唉<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>虽然这样有点不厚道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>但是看在咱们兄弟一场的份上<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>我就支持你一次吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”说罢带着庄子和列子走到花不完身边<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>花不完不由在心中狠狠鄙视了一把老子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>老头子你想看美女脱衣服就直说<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>还找这么多理由<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>啧啧啧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
不过无论想法如何<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>心到了就好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>花不完点点头<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>孔子虽说不近女色<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>但是那是不对他的口味罢了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>南子太妖艳<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>名声也不少<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>跟了自己难免成为旁人茶余饭后的笑料<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>而西施就大不一样了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>冰清玉洁的西施妹妹如同天上的仙女<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>飘飘然如浮云一般<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>如果能够娶到这样的女子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>就是柳下惠也会毫无下限的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
孔子带着三十六名弟子缓缓來到花不完身边<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>乡勇之中还有几人沒來得及逃跑<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>现在赶紧随着孔子來到花不完身边<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>一者因为孔子、老子都是高手<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>跟着他们有饭吃<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>二者他们也想瞧瞧传说中西施的身子有多美<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
“好了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>现在五十人可就凑齐了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>我可要脱了哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>那就先脱下这件看起來有些费劲的长裙吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”南子将西施身上的禁止解开<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>昏迷不醒的西施如同一只酣睡的小猫般倚在南子身上<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>完全不知晓耻辱的來临<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
场下一阵怪叫<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>西施成名已久<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>乃是堂堂正正稳稳妥妥的超级大美女一枚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>而且作为春秋战国盟唯一的一位四大美人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>更是成为这群整日带兵在外盼妹子比盼银子更殷切的士兵梦里YY的标准对象之一<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
便如在二十一世纪<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>一群劫匪冲进银行<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>本來打算劫财<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>却发现志玲姐姐害怕的缩在一旁<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你是先劫财还是先劫色<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>劫色的都是文艺青年<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>劫财的都是二逼青年<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>当然你可以选择即劫财又劫色<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>那恭喜<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你只是一个普通青年<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
但是世界上二逼青年还是少数<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>所以无论你是文艺青年还是普通青年<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>劫色都是一个男人必要的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>如果有人问你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你喜欢女人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你的回答是NO<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>那么恭喜你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你只有四种可能<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>,第一你是同性恋<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>第二你是和尚还是纯种和尚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>第三你是太监<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>如果前三个都不是你的话<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>再次恭喜你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>你就他丫的一个爱撒谎的伪君子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539106.png)'></span>
南子显然对于众人的表现并不意外<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>她也是美女<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>虽然沒有西施美<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>但是都知道美女对于男人的诱惑有多大<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
话说当年明盟大将洪承畴与明盟的对战中不幸被俘<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539119.png)'></span>当时清盟的前军统帅多尔衮十分看好洪承畴准备将其招降<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
“你投降不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539132.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“给你一千两黄金呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539132.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“给你都督的官位<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“外加五万精兵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“外加美女大玉儿一个<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“咳咳……还是不了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“那就算了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我沒辙了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我还是投降吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
所以俗话说得好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>英雄难过美人关<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>这一点说的真心沒错<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
南子看到效果已经达到<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>就开始下一步的煽动：“然后呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>现在很明显<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>东边的是由张仪先生、白起将军、庞涓将军领导的來自始皇盟的联军<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>而西边的是鬼谷的军队<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>接下來如果东边每多出五十人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我就脱掉西施美女的一件衣服扔下去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>如果西边多出五十人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我就在西施美女的脸上留下一道痕迹<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
盖聂眉头一皱<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>便准备杀进秦兵阵营<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>说什么也不能让秦兵增长<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>西施是他的师妹<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>他不会允许西施受辱<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
但是南子却发现了他的举动：“而且还有一条哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>东边的部队每减少五十人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我就在西施的脸上留点东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>而西边的部队沒减少五十人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>我就让西施的身上少点东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
盖聂握剑的手终究不敢造次<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>卫庄却冷冷的笑道：“盖聂师兄<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>原來你也喜欢西施妹子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
盖聂反唇相讥：“怎么<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>卫庄师兄<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>难道你不喜欢吗<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539132.png)'></span>”
卫庄脸一白：“美人我们当然喜欢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>可是我们之所以喜欢西施妹子那是因为我们从小生长在鬼谷<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>除了母猪母狗母鸟<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>可见不到什么雌的东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>不过我的志向绝不会这样肤浅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>因为我只要归顺始皇盟<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>到时候天下都是我的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>要什么样子的女人都是手到擒來顺手拈來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”
“可是<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>西施师妹与浅薇师妹都睡人中极品<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970819218.png)'></span>西施师妹乃是四大美人之一<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>你平生又能遇见几个四大美人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”盖聂皱眉发问<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>
“呵呵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>这都是浮云<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>即使救下西施妹子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>也绝对不归你拥有<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466555233.png)'></span>”卫庄望着花不完神秘笑笑：“其实盖聂师弟应该知道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>真正看上西施妹子的也最有竞争力的不是你和我<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>还是咱们的老师傅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>他才是隐藏在最后的超级大色狼<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”
“这个我同意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”盖聂道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
“哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”卫庄哈哈一笑：“这倒是师兄难得与我意见相同的一次呐<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”
“也只有这一次罢了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”盖聂望着西施<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>静静的思索如何出手才能万无一失<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
孔子却是一展儒袍道：“子曰<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>唯小人与女子难养也……西施再美终究化为土灰<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>一切都是水中月镜中花<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>都是浮云<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>都是浮云也<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>所以我们若想成功取得胜利<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>必须狠下心來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>放弃西施<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>化悲痛为力量<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>鬼谷子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>你做决定吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”
“化悲痛你妹<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539106.png)'></span>”花不完无奈骂了一声<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>他來到鬼谷的目的只有一个就是西施<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>什么荣华富贵在西施面前都是浮云<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>他宁愿瞧瞧西施美如碧玉的身子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>也不愿西施脸上多一道流着鲜血的刀印子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
所以他扭头问向水镜和于吉：“你们还是我鬼谷的弟子不<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071284/4444992/4392922967466539132.png)'></span>”
“当然是<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>必须是<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”两人点点头<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
“走<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>叫上你们的人给我到张仪那边去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”说完花不完当头奔去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>于吉、司马徽和四大弟子无奈<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>也只能紧随其后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
南子咯咯笑道：“别看鬼谷子老头平日里蛮严肃<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>实际上却是怜香惜玉<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>现在过去的有七个<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>还差四十三个就可以再脱掉一件衣服了哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”
老子无奈说道：“唉<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>虽然这样有点不厚道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>但是看在咱们兄弟一场的份上<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>我就支持你一次吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”说罢带着庄子和列子走到花不完身边<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>花不完不由在心中狠狠鄙视了一把老子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>老头子你想看美女脱衣服就直说<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071294/4444992/1070955295195623679.png)'></span>还找这么多理由<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>啧啧啧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
不过无论想法如何<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>心到了就好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>花不完点点头<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>孔子虽说不近女色<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>但是那是不对他的口味罢了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>南子太妖艳<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>名声也不少<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>跟了自己难免成为旁人茶余饭后的笑料<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>而西施就大不一样了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>冰清玉洁的西施妹妹如同天上的仙女<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>飘飘然如浮云一般<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>如果能够娶到这样的女子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>就是柳下惠也会毫无下限的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
孔子带着三十六名弟子缓缓來到花不完身边<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>乡勇之中还有几人沒來得及逃跑<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>现在赶紧随着孔子來到花不完身边<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>一者因为孔子、老子都是高手<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>跟着他们有饭吃<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>二者他们也想瞧瞧传说中西施的身子有多美<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>
“好了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>现在五十人可就凑齐了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>我可要脱了哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>那就先脱下这件看起來有些费劲的长裙吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>”南子将西施身上的禁止解开<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>昏迷不醒的西施如同一只酣睡的小猫般倚在南子身上<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071299/4444992/-8658227275253253074.png)'></span>完全不知晓耻辱的來临<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359014071289/4444992/-5338511398970805664.png)'></span>