第183章 变形木金刚
擎天猪<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>擎天猪<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>可不是什么晴天小猪<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>因为它的样子完全就是二十一世纪变形金刚主角擎天柱的翻版<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>当然按照时间推算<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>非攻机关兽擎天猪应该是擎天柱的原型才对<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>这也太恶搞了吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>不行不行<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>等我回到大中国<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>一定要状告好莱坞侵权<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>然后再发表长篇论文说明变形金刚的故乡乃是中国<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
就像某些棒子大放厥词<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>不对<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>大放厥词有点过<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>那就活跃气氛的说孔老二的故乡不是中国<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>而是以整容出名的某韩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
擎天猪站起之后竟有二十个大汉之高<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>墨翟带领小非走进擎天猪操控室：“甄公子要不要也來体验一把<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354760.png)'></span>”
甄西黎笑着望着苏浅薇：“嘿<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>要不要陪我上去玩玩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>这个去游乐园可是体会不到哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
苏浅薇不待开口<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>一直如同隐身一般毫无存在感的南子猛然现身：“甄公子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>我陪你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
苏浅薇有些厌恶的看了一眼衣着暴露的南子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>那身虽美艳却庸俗的外表加上褴褛却性感的乞丐装<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>让她不像一个王国宫室<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>更像是站台卖“肉”的女“老板”<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
“我不去了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”苏浅薇淡淡说道：“我有恐高<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
“还有一个位置呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”甄西黎不放弃的继续说道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>驾驶室狭小的位置看上去不过有够坐开四人大小<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>但现在已经顾不上那么多了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
“还有一个位置啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>那我也上去看看好了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
如果卖肉的南子并不符合当代小吊丝的
“好吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”甄西黎拉着南子和西施的手沿着阶梯走入擎天猪内<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>从脚丫处进入<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>经过百级阶梯路过小腿、大腿、屁股、小腹來到位于胸膛处的操控室<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>擎天猪机器人足有八十米高<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>在装备落后的春秋战国无疑于超级BUG的存在<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>在甄西黎终于相信长城、秦始皇兵马俑、阿房宫等等被人惊呼为不可能完成的任务在勤劳勇敢的中国人面前都是小菜一碟<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>也确实不需要所谓外星人的帮助<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
墨翟点击按钮<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>只听得无数齿轮咯咯运转<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>墨家擎天猪站起身來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
“帅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”甄西黎颇为兴奋<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>不过很快他就看到白起的弓兵反扑：“小心啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
“不必担心<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”墨翟负责操控擎天猪的行动<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>只见他一拉杠杆<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>擎天猪左手手臂迅速挡在驾驶室前<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>遮挡下一拨箭击<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>可惜虽然国人勤奋但也有无法摆脱的硬伤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>如果驾驶室能够安装几多防弹玻璃就不会如现在这般吃力了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
墨翟继续说道：“小非<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>进攻<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
“好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”墨家得意门生美女小非负责进攻武器的操作<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>她熟练的按动几个按钮<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>擎天猪右手手臂迅速变成一只箭筒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>射出巨大的弩箭<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>同时左手回缩变成一把巨锤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>疯也似得砸在乱军群中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>白起与庞涓何曾见过这等巨物<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>只能被动挨打<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>孙膑审时度势下令士卒一阵掩杀<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>形式损失有所逆转<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
“快快快<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>组装霸道烽火车<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”白起匆忙下令<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>公输家族的霸道烽火车威力无比<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>既然能够战胜墨家千里车<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>沒准也能搞定这貌似强大的变形金刚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
擎天猪依然在沒有对手的战场横行霸道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>庞涓和白起的两面包夹随着形势逆转缺少原本能力<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>不得已转为一面作战<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>而孙膑见士气大振<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>也不再聚心防御<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>反而带领士兵转守为攻掩杀而去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>孔子也放弃之乎者也防御大阵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>带领三十六弟子组成儒家剑阵发动全面进攻<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>子路与颜回携手冲在前方：“喵了个咪的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>不杀你狗头猪鼻子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>你真心不知道老子的狼心狗肺<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”
“子路哥<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>狼心狗肺不是这么用哉<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>应该是熊心豹子胆乎<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>非也非也<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>不管了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>反正给我好好杀杀这些不知天高地厚的小玩意就好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>不是<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>小玩意哉就好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>明白乎<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354760.png)'></span>”颜回摇头晃脑的说着<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>子路在一旁听得云里雾里<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>老子更是哈哈大笑：“我就说墨家的繁文缛节太过繁琐<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>像咱们两袖清风多自在<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>既然墨家儒家都上场了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>咱们道家可不能放弃如此美妙的扬名机会<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”
“嗯嗯<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>不过小寇寇你要好好保护自己<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>否则受伤了那可就不好了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>我爱你爱你爱你爱你到天荒地老<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>到地老天荒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>到西施变成黄脸婆<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>到貂蝉变成老太太<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>我也爱你永不变<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”列子粘着胡须<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>望着列御寇深情说道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
“且<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>你们道家虽然沒有之乎者也<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>可就卿卿我我的腻歪劲真够我辈恶心一阵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”孔子哈哈笑道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
“我去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>你们根本不懂什么叫做浪漫的生活艺术<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”老子对孔子的态度嗤之以鼻<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
“不过咱们不该冲的那么猛<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>话说你看白起手下也不是吃干饭的兵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>竟然这么快就把霸道烽火车组装起來了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”孔子望着阵前尴尬的说道：“那我们进攻之是否进行乎<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354760.png)'></span>撤退者乃明智哉<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”
不等老子回复<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>孔子便开始下令弟子后撤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>因为孙膑早已带兵撤向后方<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>这战斗都是投机取巧的把戏<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>进攻防御都要审时度势<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
不过白起的脸色很快变得十分难看<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>因为一辆霸道烽火车竟然被墨家擎天猪抓在手中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>狠狠朝地上扔去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>看似坚不可摧的烽火车在擎天猪手中犹如玩物<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
“我勒个去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>怎么这么坑爹<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”白起大惊失色<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>赶紧命令手下剩余七辆烽火车集中火力攻击<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>但烽火车上的弓弩对于擎天猪來说无疑瘙痒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>连巨石击在擎天猪身上也彷如如中败絮一般石沉大海<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>而擎天猪的两只木臂同时伸缩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>变为两柄巨锤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>猛然砸下之间烽火车只有接受粉碎的下场<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
烽火车的驾驶员疯狂的逃窜<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>擎天猪则仗着步子够大紧追不舍<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>一锤一个好像在玩砸地鼠的一般<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
就当烽火车被连连砸碎只剩两辆的时候<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>猛然间擎天猪竟然停下身形<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>好似被定身一般<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>苏浅薇疑惑的望着上空<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>不知道擎天猪是以什么作为原料的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>为什么忽然间如同沒电一般定在原地<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
剩余两辆烽火车怎会放过如此绝妙的机会<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>赶紧趁机退到擎天猪的攻击范围以外<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
就像某些棒子大放厥词<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>不对<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>大放厥词有点过<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>那就活跃气氛的说孔老二的故乡不是中国<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>而是以整容出名的某韩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
擎天猪站起之后竟有二十个大汉之高<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>墨翟带领小非走进擎天猪操控室：“甄公子要不要也來体验一把<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354760.png)'></span>”
甄西黎笑着望着苏浅薇：“嘿<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>要不要陪我上去玩玩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>这个去游乐园可是体会不到哦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
苏浅薇不待开口<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>一直如同隐身一般毫无存在感的南子猛然现身：“甄公子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>我陪你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
苏浅薇有些厌恶的看了一眼衣着暴露的南子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>那身虽美艳却庸俗的外表加上褴褛却性感的乞丐装<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>让她不像一个王国宫室<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>更像是站台卖“肉”的女“老板”<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
“我不去了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”苏浅薇淡淡说道：“我有恐高<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
“还有一个位置呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”甄西黎不放弃的继续说道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>驾驶室狭小的位置看上去不过有够坐开四人大小<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>但现在已经顾不上那么多了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
“还有一个位置啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>那我也上去看看好了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
如果卖肉的南子并不符合当代小吊丝的
“好吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”甄西黎拉着南子和西施的手沿着阶梯走入擎天猪内<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>从脚丫处进入<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>经过百级阶梯路过小腿、大腿、屁股、小腹來到位于胸膛处的操控室<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>擎天猪机器人足有八十米高<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>在装备落后的春秋战国无疑于超级BUG的存在<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>在甄西黎终于相信长城、秦始皇兵马俑、阿房宫等等被人惊呼为不可能完成的任务在勤劳勇敢的中国人面前都是小菜一碟<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>也确实不需要所谓外星人的帮助<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
墨翟点击按钮<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>只听得无数齿轮咯咯运转<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>墨家擎天猪站起身來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
“帅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”甄西黎颇为兴奋<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354773.png)'></span>不过很快他就看到白起的弓兵反扑：“小心啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
“不必担心<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”墨翟负责操控擎天猪的行动<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>只见他一拉杠杆<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>擎天猪左手手臂迅速挡在驾驶室前<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>遮挡下一拨箭击<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>可惜虽然国人勤奋但也有无法摆脱的硬伤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>如果驾驶室能够安装几多防弹玻璃就不会如现在这般吃力了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
墨翟继续说道：“小非<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>进攻<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”
“好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”墨家得意门生美女小非负责进攻武器的操作<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>她熟练的按动几个按钮<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>擎天猪右手手臂迅速变成一只箭筒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>射出巨大的弩箭<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>同时左手回缩变成一把巨锤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>疯也似得砸在乱军群中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>白起与庞涓何曾见过这等巨物<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>只能被动挨打<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>孙膑审时度势下令士卒一阵掩杀<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>形式损失有所逆转<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
“快快快<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>组装霸道烽火车<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>”白起匆忙下令<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>公输家族的霸道烽火车威力无比<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>既然能够战胜墨家千里车<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>沒准也能搞定这貌似强大的变形金刚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>
擎天猪依然在沒有对手的战场横行霸道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>庞涓和白起的两面包夹随着形势逆转缺少原本能力<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>不得已转为一面作战<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>而孙膑见士气大振<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>也不再聚心防御<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>反而带领士兵转守为攻掩杀而去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407372443.png)'></span>孔子也放弃之乎者也防御大阵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>带领三十六弟子组成儒家剑阵发动全面进攻<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>子路与颜回携手冲在前方：“喵了个咪的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>不杀你狗头猪鼻子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>你真心不知道老子的狼心狗肺<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”
“子路哥<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>狼心狗肺不是这么用哉<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>应该是熊心豹子胆乎<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>非也非也<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>不管了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>反正给我好好杀杀这些不知天高地厚的小玩意就好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678489342.png)'></span>不是<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>小玩意哉就好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>明白乎<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354760.png)'></span>”颜回摇头晃脑的说着<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>子路在一旁听得云里雾里<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>老子更是哈哈大笑：“我就说墨家的繁文缛节太过繁琐<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>像咱们两袖清风多自在<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>既然墨家儒家都上场了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>咱们道家可不能放弃如此美妙的扬名机会<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”
“嗯嗯<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>不过小寇寇你要好好保护自己<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>否则受伤了那可就不好了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>我爱你爱你爱你爱你到天荒地老<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>到地老天荒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>到西施变成黄脸婆<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>到貂蝉变成老太太<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>我也爱你永不变<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”列子粘着胡须<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>望着列御寇深情说道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
“且<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>你们道家虽然沒有之乎者也<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>可就卿卿我我的腻歪劲真够我辈恶心一阵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”孔子哈哈笑道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
“我去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>你们根本不懂什么叫做浪漫的生活艺术<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”老子对孔子的态度嗤之以鼻<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
“不过咱们不该冲的那么猛<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>话说你看白起手下也不是吃干饭的兵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>竟然这么快就把霸道烽火车组装起來了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”孔子望着阵前尴尬的说道：“那我们进攻之是否进行乎<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968282/4444992/-6216994804407354760.png)'></span>撤退者乃明智哉<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”
不等老子回复<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>孔子便开始下令弟子后撤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>因为孙膑早已带兵撤向后方<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>这战斗都是投机取巧的把戏<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>进攻防御都要审时度势<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
不过白起的脸色很快变得十分难看<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>因为一辆霸道烽火车竟然被墨家擎天猪抓在手中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>狠狠朝地上扔去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>看似坚不可摧的烽火车在擎天猪手中犹如玩物<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
“我勒个去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>怎么这么坑爹<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>”白起大惊失色<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>赶紧命令手下剩余七辆烽火车集中火力攻击<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>但烽火车上的弓弩对于擎天猪來说无疑瘙痒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>连巨石击在擎天猪身上也彷如如中败絮一般石沉大海<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>而擎天猪的两只木臂同时伸缩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>变为两柄巨锤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968292/4444992/-4925024658370086801.png)'></span>猛然砸下之间烽火车只有接受粉碎的下场<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
烽火车的驾驶员疯狂的逃窜<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>擎天猪则仗着步子够大紧追不舍<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>一锤一个好像在玩砸地鼠的一般<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
就当烽火车被连连砸碎只剩两辆的时候<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>猛然间擎天猪竟然停下身形<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>好似被定身一般<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>苏浅薇疑惑的望着上空<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>不知道擎天猪是以什么作为原料的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>为什么忽然间如同沒电一般定在原地<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>
剩余两辆烽火车怎会放过如此绝妙的机会<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968297/4444992/3790285045009758286.png)'></span>赶紧趁机退到擎天猪的攻击范围以外<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1359013968287/4444992/2500566702678538224.png)'></span>