正文 【237】 开业
“我也许是运气比较好吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>反正我都來了十几次了都沒遇上<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”顿了会房鹏光又大喜说道：“看來我运气还真的是不错<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>來这么多次都沒遇上他<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>这次一定是你们來了的原因<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>你们的运气太背了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>哎~”说着还叹了口气<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
顿时我就冲着他就是一脚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>说道：“走了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>还感叹个求<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”
“那这个鬼怪我们就这样不管了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”刘鹏冲着我问道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“管啥啊管<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>我的准则是啥<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>沒有好处的事情不能做<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>干掉这个鬼武士有好处么<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>走了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>还真当我们是奥特曼呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”说完我们就转身离开了这个防空洞<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
不过屈秋香反倒是挺失魂落魄的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>上车以后也是这样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>最后我们送她到了十八中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>然后就离开了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>说真的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>我挺理解她的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>现在只能让她静一静了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>而此时我也感觉她或许真的是一个普通的女孩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>并不是什么所谓的苗巫教的少教主<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
说真的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>我有时候真不知道这些邪教一天到晚想啥呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>整天想怎么害人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>他们要把这心思放到经商上面<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>说不定已经成就了一个商业帝国了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>说白了他们就是一天不务正业<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>天天想怎么害人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
反正最后房鹏光就会警局汇报了这次的行动<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>灵异事件调查小组的行动每一次都要给上面汇报的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>刘鹏也自己回家了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>而我<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>则回到了我的除灵公司<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
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半个月后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>我的公司顺利开业了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>装修得还挺不错的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>也是一开始设计的那样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>隔了三层房间出來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>最外面的会客厅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>就是忽悠人的场所<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>家具主要就是沙发等<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>大概有七十平方米左右<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>而中间隔出了一层办公室<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>主要就是给我斗地主的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>有三十平方米<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>而最里面的就是卧室了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>很大<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>装修得和普通的住房差不多<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>有四间房间<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>我一间<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>吴志聪一间<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>还有两间做预备<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>毕竟以后肯定是还要招人的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
开业那天挺热闹的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>房耀祖都來了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>还有很多我压根就不认识的这领导<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>那领导的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>后來我才知道是房耀祖叫來的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>主要就是造势<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>给其他人看看我的背景<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>以免其他社会上的人來收保护费什么的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
开业那天王垚也來了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>而且带了一大帮子人來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>足足有十几个<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>按照他的话來说就是新开业的公司<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>砸一砸能运气好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>不过來了看到了房耀祖<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>对于这些在社会上混的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>公安局这个大佬可是认识的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>顿时就把带來的那群人给叫回去了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>不过他并沒有走<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>而是到我边上冲着我说：“小弟<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>够可以的啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”
“谁是你小弟啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”我就特无语的回答道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“按照道上的规矩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>你保护费都交了已经是我小弟了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>放心<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>以后哥罩你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>我先上去了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>对了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>沒事让房局长少來这晃悠<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”说完王垚就屁颠屁颠的上楼了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
房耀祖自然也看到來了这么一大帮人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>不过后來看那群人自己散了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>又看在今天我公司开业<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>也沒搭理他们<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>而是招呼着那群我不认识的什么科长啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>所长什么的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
后來就是正式的剪彩了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>还有不少的记者过來了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>看样子也是被房耀祖吸引过來的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>而我的公司名字也确定了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>巫九事务所<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>我可不敢像王垚一样加灵异俩字<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>他那是无牌的皮包公司<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>只是挂个公司的名字<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>随便怎么叫也都无所谓<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>可是我可是有正经牌照的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>对外宣称就是调查各种事物<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
然后又去附近的一个大酒楼喝酒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>整得挺欢快的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>吴志聪一天也沒有闲着<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>一直在和那些科长所长的联系感情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>看样子还不错<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>吴志聪很聪明<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>和这些人也聊得很來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>一切感觉都是向着美好发展<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
不过很快我就遇到难題了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>那就是生意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>虽然对外宣传的好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>很多人都慕名而來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>毕竟公安局副局长都亲自参加剪彩仪式的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
不过他们來全是什么调查自己老婆或者老公有沒有出轨啊之类的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>顿时我就晕菜了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>我哪懂这些<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>我就会忽悠人和抓鬼而已<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>就这样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>虽然一天能來十几二十个顾客<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>但是每一个能接的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>就这样晕乎乎的就过了半个月<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>终于來了第一笔真正的生意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>或者说第一个被我店忽悠的人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
当时我正无聊的坐在办公室里面斗着地主呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>突然外面就传出了吴志聪和别人的交谈声<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“请问你们这里是不是除灵公司<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”此时一个陌生的声音传了出來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>听声音应该是三十多岁<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“是的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>请问先生有什么事情吗<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”听吴志聪的声音还是很礼貌的回答<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“你们这里灵么<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”
“先生<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>如果不相信可以直接出门右转了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”
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以前听吴志聪说他做神棍已经做了六年我还不信<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>但是现在我是信了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>他真的就是一神棍<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>那个中年人我也看了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>明明中堂饱满<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>面色红润<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>一看就是财运之相<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>不过被吴志聪愣是给他忽悠得跟个天煞狐星一样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>最后从我们这里用一万买了一张平安符离开了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
我当时那叫一个高兴啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>你们是不明白我当时的心情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>你们要想想你们开一家店<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>半个月都沒有生意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>突然來生意了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>而且还用一张纸就换了一万元<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>你们也会很兴奋的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
当天晚上我就给房鹏光打电话让他出來一起喝酒了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>我<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>刘鹏<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>吴志聪<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>房鹏光四人在一家酒店订了座酒席<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>然后四人就一起吃喝了起來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
房鹏光也在前段时间正式的成为了灵异事件调查小组的组长<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>虽然他手下也就刘鹏一个兵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>不过好歹也是升官了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
喝了会酒后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>吴志聪就因为酒量不太好先回去休息了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>而房鹏光也给倒起了苦水<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>原來他虽然修道沒整出啥本事<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>但是五弊三缺却是有了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>而偏巧不巧的他犯的和我一样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>命中独孤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>一辈子孤苦一生<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>这对于房鹏光这个可以算的上是少女克星的人來说简直就是一种折磨<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
由于房鹏光身份的特殊性<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>所以经常有女的來主动勾搭他<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>可是最近<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>只要勾搭过他的女的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>轻则感冒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>在街上被上面掉下的花盆给砸晕了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>现在还在医院呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
我也算是见识了五弊三缺的厉害<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>原本还以为五弊三缺也沒啥大事<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>可是看到房鹏光的样子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>顿时我就心寒了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>以后看來真的得孤单的过一生了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568093365.png)'></span>
顿时我就冲着他就是一脚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>说道：“走了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>还感叹个求<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”
“那这个鬼怪我们就这样不管了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”刘鹏冲着我问道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“管啥啊管<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>我的准则是啥<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>沒有好处的事情不能做<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>干掉这个鬼武士有好处么<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>走了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>还真当我们是奥特曼呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”说完我们就转身离开了这个防空洞<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
不过屈秋香反倒是挺失魂落魄的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>上车以后也是这样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>最后我们送她到了十八中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>然后就离开了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>说真的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>我挺理解她的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>现在只能让她静一静了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>而此时我也感觉她或许真的是一个普通的女孩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>并不是什么所谓的苗巫教的少教主<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
说真的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>我有时候真不知道这些邪教一天到晚想啥呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>整天想怎么害人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>他们要把这心思放到经商上面<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>说不定已经成就了一个商业帝国了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>说白了他们就是一天不务正业<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>天天想怎么害人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
反正最后房鹏光就会警局汇报了这次的行动<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>灵异事件调查小组的行动每一次都要给上面汇报的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>刘鹏也自己回家了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>而我<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>则回到了我的除灵公司<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
………
半个月后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>我的公司顺利开业了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599222.png)'></span>装修得还挺不错的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>也是一开始设计的那样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>隔了三层房间出來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>最外面的会客厅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>就是忽悠人的场所<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>家具主要就是沙发等<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>大概有七十平方米左右<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>而中间隔出了一层办公室<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>主要就是给我斗地主的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>有三十平方米<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>而最里面的就是卧室了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>很大<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>装修得和普通的住房差不多<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>有四间房间<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>我一间<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>吴志聪一间<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>还有两间做预备<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>毕竟以后肯定是还要招人的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
开业那天挺热闹的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>房耀祖都來了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>还有很多我压根就不认识的这领导<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>那领导的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>后來我才知道是房耀祖叫來的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>主要就是造势<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>给其他人看看我的背景<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>以免其他社会上的人來收保护费什么的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
开业那天王垚也來了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>而且带了一大帮子人來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>足足有十几个<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>按照他的话來说就是新开业的公司<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>砸一砸能运气好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>不过來了看到了房耀祖<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568043963.png)'></span>对于这些在社会上混的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>公安局这个大佬可是认识的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>顿时就把带來的那群人给叫回去了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>不过他并沒有走<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>而是到我边上冲着我说：“小弟<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>够可以的啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”
“谁是你小弟啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”我就特无语的回答道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“按照道上的规矩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>你保护费都交了已经是我小弟了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>放心<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>以后哥罩你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>我先上去了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>对了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>沒事让房局长少來这晃悠<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”说完王垚就屁颠屁颠的上楼了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
房耀祖自然也看到來了这么一大帮人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>不过后來看那群人自己散了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>又看在今天我公司开业<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>也沒搭理他们<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>而是招呼着那群我不认识的什么科长啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>所长什么的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
后來就是正式的剪彩了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>还有不少的记者过來了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>看样子也是被房耀祖吸引过來的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>而我的公司名字也确定了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>巫九事务所<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>我可不敢像王垚一样加灵异俩字<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>他那是无牌的皮包公司<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>只是挂个公司的名字<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>随便怎么叫也都无所谓<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>可是我可是有正经牌照的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>对外宣称就是调查各种事物<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
然后又去附近的一个大酒楼喝酒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>整得挺欢快的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>吴志聪一天也沒有闲着<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>一直在和那些科长所长的联系感情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097098/12330641/-474905277933117654.png)'></span>看样子还不错<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>吴志聪很聪明<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>和这些人也聊得很來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>一切感觉都是向着美好发展<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
不过很快我就遇到难題了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>那就是生意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>虽然对外宣传的好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>很多人都慕名而來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>毕竟公安局副局长都亲自参加剪彩仪式的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
不过他们來全是什么调查自己老婆或者老公有沒有出轨啊之类的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>顿时我就晕菜了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>我哪懂这些<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>我就会忽悠人和抓鬼而已<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>就这样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>虽然一天能來十几二十个顾客<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>但是每一个能接的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>就这样晕乎乎的就过了半个月<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>终于來了第一笔真正的生意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>或者说第一个被我店忽悠的人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
当时我正无聊的坐在办公室里面斗着地主呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>突然外面就传出了吴志聪和别人的交谈声<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“请问你们这里是不是除灵公司<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”此时一个陌生的声音传了出來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>听声音应该是三十多岁<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“是的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>请问先生有什么事情吗<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”听吴志聪的声音还是很礼貌的回答<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
“你们这里灵么<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024599205.png)'></span>”
“先生<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>如果不相信可以直接出门右转了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>”
…………
以前听吴志聪说他做神棍已经做了六年我还不信<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>但是现在我是信了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>他真的就是一神棍<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>那个中年人我也看了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>明明中堂饱满<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>面色红润<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>一看就是财运之相<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>不过被吴志聪愣是给他忽悠得跟个天煞狐星一样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>最后从我们这里用一万买了一张平安符离开了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
我当时那叫一个高兴啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>你们是不明白我当时的心情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097103/12330641/8242656225311661983.png)'></span>你们要想想你们开一家店<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>半个月都沒有生意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>突然來生意了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>而且还用一张纸就换了一万元<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>你们也会很兴奋的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
当天晚上我就给房鹏光打电话让他出來一起喝酒了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>我<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>刘鹏<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>吴志聪<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>房鹏光四人在一家酒店订了座酒席<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>然后四人就一起吃喝了起來<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
房鹏光也在前段时间正式的成为了灵异事件调查小组的组长<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>虽然他手下也就刘鹏一个兵<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>不过好歹也是升官了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
喝了会酒后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>吴志聪就因为酒量不太好先回去休息了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>而房鹏光也给倒起了苦水<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>原來他虽然修道沒整出啥本事<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>但是五弊三缺却是有了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>而偏巧不巧的他犯的和我一样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>命中独孤<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>一辈子孤苦一生<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>这对于房鹏光这个可以算的上是少女克星的人來说简直就是一种折磨<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
由于房鹏光身份的特殊性<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>所以经常有女的來主动勾搭他<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>可是最近<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>只要勾搭过他的女的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>轻则感冒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>在街上被上面掉下的花盆给砸晕了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>现在还在医院呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097088/12330641/1694140894024583608.png)'></span>
我也算是见识了五弊三缺的厉害<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>原本还以为五弊三缺也沒啥大事<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>可是看到房鹏光的样子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>顿时我就心寒了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097108/12330641/-3794621154214246498.png)'></span>以后看來真的得孤单的过一生了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1355156097093/12330641/6950686083568093365.png)'></span>