正文 122chapter119
青学三年一班。
手冢在黑板上刷刷写上了校园文化祭中班级<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">活动拟选项目,转身向讲台下道：“上面是统计出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">所有项目选项,现在进行班级票选,可以讨论,十分钟之后统计结果。”
没错，青学一年一度<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">校园文化祭就快要开始了，最近他都快忙得找不到东南西北了。作为学生会会长,许多相关事务都需要他统筹安排，例如对其他学校学生会所发出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">邀请函,校外校内<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">相关宣传事宜,文化祭当天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">校园规划布置，以及即将到来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">节目安排和审核等等，基本上每天不到凌晨两三点他都睡不下,进五楼空间补眠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">时候大公都各种心疼得不得了,差一点就要把他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">工作抢过来自己分担一大半了。
手冢回到座位上坐下，囧囧有神地看着黑板上大家提出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">拟选项目，森森地沉默了。一班<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">女生数量相对于男生绝对有着压倒性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">优势，于是可想而知，这些拟选项目都会是些什么货色……一年级<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">时候还好，那些女生年纪尚小，胆子也不大，中规中矩地报上了章鱼烧小店；二年级就渐渐地猖狂起来了，大家彼此间也熟悉得差不多了，于是班上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">项目就变成了日式风格<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">茶社……兼似颜绘点心屋；然后今年……
手冢一脸血地看着自己亲手写下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">黑底白字，天知道他当时心里正在默默地滴血！女仆咖啡屋！Cosplay照相馆！伪娘歌舞町！【喂这是啥东西！】救了个命这究竟都是些什么神项目……并且用膝盖想都知道这些都是班上那一群女生最爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">风格……
班级票选……鉴于女生在数量上占有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">压倒性优势，他已经不敢想象今年班级<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">文化祭项目会变成什么样子了QAQ就算他余威仍在，这些乱七八糟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">东西肿么样都波及不到自己，但是谁不知道手冢国光是三年一班<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">班长……尼玛他真心丢不起这个人哪QAQ
等待票选结果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">十分钟，手冢表示他鸭梨山大，度秒如年。
十分钟后……
手冢默默地、默默地在统计表上画上一笔一笔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">正号，心里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">小人早就已经吐血倒地，简直想要一睡不起了。男生提议<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">画廊只有孤零零<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">零星几票，反观女仆咖啡屋、Cosplay照相馆、伪娘歌舞町这三项……尼玛这群女生就不怕自己暴走伤人么！难道是因为马上就要毕业了所以豁出去了死都要疯狂一回……
文艺委员【女】在旁边津津有味地注视着手冢越来越艰涩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">笔触，一张萝莉脸上奸诈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">笑容掩都掩不住。班长大人哟，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">以为这次还能独善其身吗？太天真了！反正大家也就剩下这点时间了，死都要看班长大人……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">样子……
一阵凉风吹过，手冢默默地打了个冷颤，心里为自己即将杯具<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">名声开了一场追悼会。他不知道，自己即将杯具<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，何止是“名声”这么简单……
=======<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是明小媚看着结果差点想把统计表揉成团吃下去默默泪牛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">分割线======
“越前呢？”手冢环视场内，发现没有小王子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">身影，于是找到和他相熟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">加藤问道。
顶着锅盖头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">小盆友抱着一筐嫩黄色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">网球，兢兢业业地转达小王子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">请假消息：“部长，越前因为今天值日，课后留下来打扫卫生，堀尾和他一起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">。”
手冢沉默地颔首表示了解，敏锐地发觉今天这段对话有点……耳熟。小王子和堀尾一起值日什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，接下来应该是网球王子PK篮球少年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那个梗……并且，还有一团海带粉墨登场！因为在公交上碎叫而坐过站而意外进入青学什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，果然路痴属性甚萌=v=
菊丸大猫从背后扑了过来，看大猫那宝蓝色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">猫眼闪闪发光<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">模样，明显是想要直接【扑倒】自家冰山部长<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，至少也要扒在他身上当个无尾熊什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，但是事到临头理智把他从送死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">边缘拉了回来，改成了单手亲昵地揽着手冢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">肩膀，眯眼笑得跟偷了腥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">猫咪似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，嘴巴都撅成了三瓣：“哇，小不点该不会是忘记做作业上课没回答上问题什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，结果被老师留堂了吧喵~结果又不好意思直说，于是找值日当借口什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">喵~”
手冢平光镜遮掩下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">凤眸默默地瞄了一眼大猫挂在自己肩膀上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">爪子，沉默不语，直接大方地默认了那只爪子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">存在。他与从前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">手冢少年不同，其实就算菊丸大猫真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">照着自己扑上来了——甚至与直接扑倒了——自己也不会跟萌物计较什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，甚至可能很喜欢和萌物近距离接触也说不定。可惜大猫不知情，错过了一个扑倒自家冰山部长继而千古留名流芳百世<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">大好机会……只能说，经验主义害死猫啊╮(╯▽╰)╭
不二小熊也笑眯眯地走了过来，作为菊丸大猫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">同桌，他表示自己绝逼是最有发言权<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">：“那只能是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，英二。”
揭人短拆台子什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">果然最有趣了呢。不二小熊笑眯眯地看着某大猫骤然炸毛一边跳脚一边高声喊“什么意思嘛不二”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">模样，心想果然逗猫什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是一种好习惯~
手冢对于黑肚子状态中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不二小熊向来是能避则避，避不过那就必须努力降低自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">存在感，于是他默默地收敛起周身<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">冰山气息，并且放出某大猫让他尽情地黑肚子【……】，等小熊肚子里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">墨水倒光了之后自己就安全了。毕竟死道友不死贫道，手冢表示他并不想出师未捷身先死QAQ
正在手冢默默围观大猫各种膝盖中毒箭良心饱受折磨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">同时，青学大门外……
穿着立海大白衬衫系领带制服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">切原赤也一脸苦逼地看着手中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">电话，觉得自己最近果然是时运不齐，命途多舛：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">在公交车上睡过头了，结果一不小心到了个不认识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">学校……”小海带扯出一张苦逼脸，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">真不是故意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">老师……”
电话那头传出一阵震耳欲聋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">咆哮！
小海带泪牛满面地往小里缩了缩：“啥？一会儿有练习赛？马上就开始了？救命这不是真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">……问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">现在在哪里？”他转着脑袋四处搜索着目标物，终于看到身后金光闪闪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">校名，惊喜地答道：“啊，老师，方位<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">知道了！就是青春学……”
咔嚓。对方听到开头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">这几个字，直接犀利地挂了电话！尼玛青春学园！不管是中等部还是高等部，特么没有两个小时都坐不回来啊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">妹！等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">去死！
“……别挂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">电话啊……”小海带欲哭无泪地听着电话那头传来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“嘟……嘟……”声，默默地把手机揣回了口袋里，而后……他死猪不怕开水烫地提溜起放在地上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">网球包，大摇大摆地走进了青学校园= =
“反正也晚了，老师这电话挂得这么犀利，必须赶不上了啊……”小海带挠了挠脑袋上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">一团黑乎乎<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">海带卷，低声自言自语，“嘿嘿，青学……就让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">来调查一下吧~当间谍什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，听起来就振奋人心呐~”
========<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是青学训练场里混进了一团小海带接下来会发生神马<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">分割线========
手冢双手抱肩，身姿挺拔地站在训练场<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">东门口，看着场内众人各种热身练习，于是恰好就看到了对面一团海带表情无辜懵懵懂懂左看看右看看地从西门进入了训练场……
守在西门口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">大石和乾一脸纠结地看着这位一看就是外来人口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">货凑了进来。这身打扮……看起来像是立海大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">制服……
“不好意思，”与乾对视一眼，副部长大石出声问道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">好像不是青学<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">学生，请问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">要找谁？”
切原蹬蹬蹬退了三步，被吓了一跳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">样子，脑袋上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那团海带都有要翘上天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">趋势，瞪大了墨绿色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">眼睛，小小声结巴道：“糟……糟糕，竟然已经注意到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">了吗……”
一脸黑线<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">乾和大石：“……”喂喂喂声音虽然小但是他们听到了喂！
小海带慌乱了一下就故作镇定了下来，自以为帅气堪比汤姆克鲁斯地撩了一把额前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">海带碎发，扬声道：“算了，既然被识破，那就没有办法了。立海大附属中学二年级王牌……”小海带扬起下巴，骄傲地报上了名字：“切原赤也！”
乾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">神情顿时一肃。这货虽然看起来明显不靠谱，但是立海大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">名头却是错不了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">。神奈川决赛中只用了一个小时就结束了比赛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">学校，关东第一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">队伍，全国大赛二连霸……
大石也吓了一跳，疑惑道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不知道神奈川立海大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">代表要来青学呀……”
装帅扮酷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">小海带立刻现出原型，不好意思地挠了挠脑袋上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那团海带卷，笑得傻气兮兮：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">只是想，偶尔做做间谍也不错……”
众人：“=口=间、间谍？！”
大石<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">嘴角抽了抽，间谍什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，肿么都该像是乾那样神出鬼没疑似克格勃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">人才比较靠谱吧？这个大摇大摆地走进青学训练场<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">人……真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是间谍？！
作者有话要说：于是小海带出场啦~~
大家想要看文化祭明小媚被打扮成啥样子呢喵？女仆公主猫咪神马的都可以有哟~~征集群众意见啦~~~
谢谢瘫面酱和倾倾的地雷、布丁酱的手榴弹喵~么么哒~红烧驼蹄给乃们啃~~
手冢在黑板上刷刷写上了校园文化祭中班级<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">活动拟选项目,转身向讲台下道：“上面是统计出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">所有项目选项,现在进行班级票选,可以讨论,十分钟之后统计结果。”
没错，青学一年一度<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">校园文化祭就快要开始了，最近他都快忙得找不到东南西北了。作为学生会会长,许多相关事务都需要他统筹安排，例如对其他学校学生会所发出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">邀请函,校外校内<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">相关宣传事宜,文化祭当天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">校园规划布置，以及即将到来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">节目安排和审核等等，基本上每天不到凌晨两三点他都睡不下,进五楼空间补眠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">时候大公都各种心疼得不得了,差一点就要把他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">工作抢过来自己分担一大半了。
手冢回到座位上坐下，囧囧有神地看着黑板上大家提出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">拟选项目，森森地沉默了。一班<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">女生数量相对于男生绝对有着压倒性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">优势，于是可想而知，这些拟选项目都会是些什么货色……一年级<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">时候还好，那些女生年纪尚小，胆子也不大，中规中矩地报上了章鱼烧小店；二年级就渐渐地猖狂起来了，大家彼此间也熟悉得差不多了，于是班上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">项目就变成了日式风格<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">茶社……兼似颜绘点心屋；然后今年……
手冢一脸血地看着自己亲手写下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">黑底白字，天知道他当时心里正在默默地滴血！女仆咖啡屋！Cosplay照相馆！伪娘歌舞町！【喂这是啥东西！】救了个命这究竟都是些什么神项目……并且用膝盖想都知道这些都是班上那一群女生最爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">风格……
班级票选……鉴于女生在数量上占有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">压倒性优势，他已经不敢想象今年班级<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">文化祭项目会变成什么样子了QAQ就算他余威仍在，这些乱七八糟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">东西肿么样都波及不到自己，但是谁不知道手冢国光是三年一班<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">班长……尼玛他真心丢不起这个人哪QAQ
等待票选结果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">十分钟，手冢表示他鸭梨山大，度秒如年。
十分钟后……
手冢默默地、默默地在统计表上画上一笔一笔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">正号，心里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">小人早就已经吐血倒地，简直想要一睡不起了。男生提议<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">画廊只有孤零零<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">零星几票，反观女仆咖啡屋、Cosplay照相馆、伪娘歌舞町这三项……尼玛这群女生就不怕自己暴走伤人么！难道是因为马上就要毕业了所以豁出去了死都要疯狂一回……
文艺委员【女】在旁边津津有味地注视着手冢越来越艰涩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">笔触，一张萝莉脸上奸诈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">笑容掩都掩不住。班长大人哟，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">以为这次还能独善其身吗？太天真了！反正大家也就剩下这点时间了，死都要看班长大人……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">样子……
一阵凉风吹过，手冢默默地打了个冷颤，心里为自己即将杯具<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">名声开了一场追悼会。他不知道，自己即将杯具<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，何止是“名声”这么简单……
=======<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是明小媚看着结果差点想把统计表揉成团吃下去默默泪牛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">分割线======
“越前呢？”手冢环视场内，发现没有小王子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">身影，于是找到和他相熟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">加藤问道。
顶着锅盖头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">小盆友抱着一筐嫩黄色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">网球，兢兢业业地转达小王子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">请假消息：“部长，越前因为今天值日，课后留下来打扫卫生，堀尾和他一起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">。”
手冢沉默地颔首表示了解，敏锐地发觉今天这段对话有点……耳熟。小王子和堀尾一起值日什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，接下来应该是网球王子PK篮球少年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那个梗……并且，还有一团海带粉墨登场！因为在公交上碎叫而坐过站而意外进入青学什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，果然路痴属性甚萌=v=
菊丸大猫从背后扑了过来，看大猫那宝蓝色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">猫眼闪闪发光<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">模样，明显是想要直接【扑倒】自家冰山部长<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，至少也要扒在他身上当个无尾熊什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，但是事到临头理智把他从送死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">边缘拉了回来，改成了单手亲昵地揽着手冢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">肩膀，眯眼笑得跟偷了腥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">猫咪似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，嘴巴都撅成了三瓣：“哇，小不点该不会是忘记做作业上课没回答上问题什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，结果被老师留堂了吧喵~结果又不好意思直说，于是找值日当借口什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">喵~”
手冢平光镜遮掩下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">凤眸默默地瞄了一眼大猫挂在自己肩膀上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">爪子，沉默不语，直接大方地默认了那只爪子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">存在。他与从前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">手冢少年不同，其实就算菊丸大猫真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">照着自己扑上来了——甚至与直接扑倒了——自己也不会跟萌物计较什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，甚至可能很喜欢和萌物近距离接触也说不定。可惜大猫不知情，错过了一个扑倒自家冰山部长继而千古留名流芳百世<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">大好机会……只能说，经验主义害死猫啊╮(╯▽╰)╭
不二小熊也笑眯眯地走了过来，作为菊丸大猫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">同桌，他表示自己绝逼是最有发言权<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">：“那只能是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，英二。”
揭人短拆台子什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">果然最有趣了呢。不二小熊笑眯眯地看着某大猫骤然炸毛一边跳脚一边高声喊“什么意思嘛不二”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">模样，心想果然逗猫什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是一种好习惯~
手冢对于黑肚子状态中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不二小熊向来是能避则避，避不过那就必须努力降低自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">存在感，于是他默默地收敛起周身<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">冰山气息，并且放出某大猫让他尽情地黑肚子【……】，等小熊肚子里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">墨水倒光了之后自己就安全了。毕竟死道友不死贫道，手冢表示他并不想出师未捷身先死QAQ
正在手冢默默围观大猫各种膝盖中毒箭良心饱受折磨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">同时，青学大门外……
穿着立海大白衬衫系领带制服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">切原赤也一脸苦逼地看着手中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">电话，觉得自己最近果然是时运不齐，命途多舛：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">在公交车上睡过头了，结果一不小心到了个不认识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">学校……”小海带扯出一张苦逼脸，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">真不是故意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">老师……”
电话那头传出一阵震耳欲聋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">咆哮！
小海带泪牛满面地往小里缩了缩：“啥？一会儿有练习赛？马上就开始了？救命这不是真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">……问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">现在在哪里？”他转着脑袋四处搜索着目标物，终于看到身后金光闪闪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">校名，惊喜地答道：“啊，老师，方位<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">知道了！就是青春学……”
咔嚓。对方听到开头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">这几个字，直接犀利地挂了电话！尼玛青春学园！不管是中等部还是高等部，特么没有两个小时都坐不回来啊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">妹！等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">去死！
“……别挂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">电话啊……”小海带欲哭无泪地听着电话那头传来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“嘟……嘟……”声，默默地把手机揣回了口袋里，而后……他死猪不怕开水烫地提溜起放在地上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">网球包，大摇大摆地走进了青学校园= =
“反正也晚了，老师这电话挂得这么犀利，必须赶不上了啊……”小海带挠了挠脑袋上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">一团黑乎乎<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">海带卷，低声自言自语，“嘿嘿，青学……就让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">来调查一下吧~当间谍什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，听起来就振奋人心呐~”
========<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是青学训练场里混进了一团小海带接下来会发生神马<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">分割线========
手冢双手抱肩，身姿挺拔地站在训练场<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">东门口，看着场内众人各种热身练习，于是恰好就看到了对面一团海带表情无辜懵懵懂懂左看看右看看地从西门进入了训练场……
守在西门口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">大石和乾一脸纠结地看着这位一看就是外来人口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">货凑了进来。这身打扮……看起来像是立海大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">制服……
“不好意思，”与乾对视一眼，副部长大石出声问道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">好像不是青学<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">学生，请问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">要找谁？”
切原蹬蹬蹬退了三步，被吓了一跳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">样子，脑袋上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那团海带都有要翘上天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">趋势，瞪大了墨绿色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">眼睛，小小声结巴道：“糟……糟糕，竟然已经注意到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">了吗……”
一脸黑线<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">乾和大石：“……”喂喂喂声音虽然小但是他们听到了喂！
小海带慌乱了一下就故作镇定了下来，自以为帅气堪比汤姆克鲁斯地撩了一把额前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">海带碎发，扬声道：“算了，既然被识破，那就没有办法了。立海大附属中学二年级王牌……”小海带扬起下巴，骄傲地报上了名字：“切原赤也！”
乾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">神情顿时一肃。这货虽然看起来明显不靠谱，但是立海大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">名头却是错不了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">。神奈川决赛中只用了一个小时就结束了比赛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">学校，关东第一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">队伍，全国大赛二连霸……
大石也吓了一跳，疑惑道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不知道神奈川立海大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">代表要来青学呀……”
装帅扮酷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">小海带立刻现出原型，不好意思地挠了挠脑袋上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那团海带卷，笑得傻气兮兮：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">只是想，偶尔做做间谍也不错……”
众人：“=口=间、间谍？！”
大石<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">嘴角抽了抽，间谍什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，肿么都该像是乾那样神出鬼没疑似克格勃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">人才比较靠谱吧？这个大摇大摆地走进青学训练场<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">人……真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是间谍？！
作者有话要说：于是小海带出场啦~~
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